Accomplishments: 2-time WBPF Flip Cup Champion; 3-time WBPF Tag-Team Champion

Fat Shit is really a tale of two fat shits. On one hand he is one of the most accomplished flip-cup player in the history of the league. One of his title reigns lasted an incredible 7 months and spanned dozens of title defenses. Fat Shit's success is mainly due to his uncanny ability to chug beer insanely fast, giving him an edge over virtually any opponent.

On the other hand, there's no denying that his beer pong career has been a disappointment so far. He is generally considered to be the most inaccurate shooter around. Also, he is often canon fodder for the first round of any tournament that may take place. He hit rock bottom by dropping a decision to a woman named Maddie in the Summer of 2006 and earning himself the label of "The True Cunt Bitch". His fans hold out hope that one day he may pull himself out of this rut.

Sadly, Fat Shit sustained a concussion while attempting to regain the Flip Cup Championship at Intoxicade in 2007. Since then, he hasn't been heard from much and it remains in question when or if he will be able to compete again.

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