The
GAH!

Accomplishments:
7-time WBPF World Heavyweight Champion; 8-time WBPF Tag-Team
Champion; WBPF Flip Cup Champion; 3-time WBPF Paddle Champion;
2007 Royal Rumble Winner; 2007 King of the Table Winner;
Perfect Game (6-Cups)
The Gah has firmly established himself as the most dominant
player in the history of the WBPF with more title reigns
than anyone else. He also has a winning record against every
other superstar in the league. However, he has been anything
but a graceful champion. He is cocky, rude, and condescending
when talking to those around him and is therefore the most
hated player around.
Even without a championship around his waist, The Gah is
as vile as they come, willing to do whatever it takes to
score a victory. His past tactics have included, but are
not limited to, all of the following:
* Enacting his right to a title shot when the current champion
was passed out, thus winning by default.
* Tricking opponents into drinking stronger alcohol so they
get drunk faster and can't compete.
* Constantly hustling other champions into putting their
belt on the line.
If
his resume weren't already intimidating enough, he is skilled
at every drinking game the WBPF participates in. Not only
has he held the World Heavyweight Beer Pong Championship,
Flip Cup Championship, and Paddle Championship, he is also
one of the best drinkball players in the league, with excellent
shooting ability and good chugging ability.
When
facing The Gah in a team environment, many opponents attempt
to team up on him to take him out of the game, but it is
not always enough. Facing The Gah one-on-one in beer pong
is pretty much as tough as it gets, and naturally, any team
that he is on will usually be favored to win.
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